The Undercard – Tekken


In the Tekken world, Mishima players are divided firmly into two camps: pro-Kazuya and anti-Kazuya. RD and Matt completely ignore this information to talk about Jack’s unfortunate butt corners.





Majoring in savage studies, RD created Nonplayable. He was among the several miserable Knicks fans who booed the drafting of Kristaps Porzingis. He has since rescinded said boos.

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